She said...

NOTE: I'm not putting words on others mouth, meaning, it happens. Everything that I'm going to share are real. No kidding ;)

1.

"We will have an activity, class. So your going to ENCIRCLE YOUR CHAIR."

[Are you sure?]

2.

"Edrian, your visual aids looks small. *referring to the way it was written* It's not basable, visible rather."

[basable, as in to be able to BASA?! What the eff?]

3.

"What is time?*looks at her watch*"

[Hahah. You kidding?]

4.

"I think BLAH's work is quiet too long."

[ADVERBS!!! WTH are you doing there? quite + too + long = fvck!]

5.

"Mabuti! Marunong ka naman mag-drummer diba?"

[ako marunong mag-guitarist! tara! Mag-banda tayo!]

My arrogant seatmate reacts after she left, "San ba nag-aral yan? tskk.. Nakuu.. Di ako mag-aaral dun."